A Goose Takes Over Wrigley, HS Player Pees in Cooler?!, Budweiser Shades Ovechkin

This week in sports was absolute chaos—and we are here for it.

In this episode, we break down the wildest and weirdest headlines from the week, including:

🪿 A Canadian Goose nesting in Wrigley Field and shutting down the bleachers

💦 A high school baseball player in New Mexico charged after peeing in the team’s water cooler

🍺 Budweiser sending special beer boxes to goalies who stopped Ovechkin

⚾️ The Giants drop new City Connect uniforms

🥃 The Pirates replace a Roberto Clemente tribute with a canned cocktail ad

🏀 Florida wins the men’s title over Houston—was Ted Cruz a jinx?

🏀 UConn women dominate again, and Paige Bueckers sets a record

🏒 NHL fans already pushing for Ovi to reach 1000 goals

🎯 The Nuggets fire their head coach despite a strong season

🪂 A French rugby match gets delayed when the guy parachuting in with the game ball gets stuck

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00:00:00 Introduction

00:04:52 Beer intros

00:14:31 Florida takes down Houston to win the National Championship

00:18:06 An Al Horford and the 2007 Gators tangent

00:22:24 Old Man rant against the transfer portal

00:25:21 It's gotta suck being Cooper Flagg's twin

00:31:29 Who is more responsible for Houston losing: the refs, or Ted Cruz?

00:33:32 Jasmine Crockett stole "Hotwheels Greg" from our boy, Cesar

00:37:31 UConn takes down South Carolina to win their 12th championship

00:43:40 Nuggets fire Michael Malone

00:46:16 New Mexico HS baseball player pees in the opponent's water cooler

00:54:44 Would you unknowingly drink a lot of pee, or have one sip of asparagus pee

00:57:12 An even worse Would You Rather

01:01:29 Giants unveil their new City Connect uniforms

01:07:00 A goose nests in the Wrigley bleachers

01:10:36 Pirates ownership gets skewered for taking down a Roberto Clemente memorial for an ad

01:16:02 What if the Reds took down Pete Rose memorials?

01:20:03 Did they celebrate too much when Ovi broke Gretzky's record?

01:31:30 The difference between the Ovechkin celebration and the Yankees dragging out the Maris family

01:36:17 Budweiser giving out special cans to goalies that didn't give up a goal to Ovechkin

01:43:16 French paratrooper gets tangled in the stadium trying to deliver the game ball during an England vs. France rugby match

01:47:07 Beer recap

01:48:42 This was a show

01:48:52 Outro

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