B1G Turd Cock

College football is back, and this week we were treated to the debut of B1G Turd Cock on NBC. One of the most unfortunate graphic fails happened in the first non-Notre Dame game on the NBC networks, and the guys had to laugh at it.

The guys can’t help but smile at Brian Kelly and Dabo Swinney choking this weekend, especially with Duke playing some mind games and throwing up a kid’s play area in the middle of the walk Clemson needed to make to get to the stadium. Plus, Duke’s QB Riley Leonard’s mom is an absolute savage for texting her son “You suck” before every game to bring him back to earth. The guys discuss Stanford, Cal, and SMU making the move to the ACC and how that impacts the conference long term. 

Scott and Mike have to give Cesar a history lesson, breaking down why it was a horrible idea for the UCF social media team to tweet out about calling the National Guard as UCF was pouding Kent State. 

Plus, the Oregon Duck is a beast for doing 546 push-ups during Oregon’s win, and it begs the question about the bigger tough-guy mascot: the Oregon Duck or the St. Joe’s Hawk who cannot stop flapping his wings throughout entire basketball games.

Mike unveils a new Wiseguy’s poll, with some major shake-ups after this week.

The show ends with the fellas discussing why giving fans a microphone like Lyons did won’t work in the States and they doubt the science behind the discovery that beer goggles don’t exist.

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