Happy Birthday America...Your Soccer Team Sucks!

After an absolutely abysmal Copa America showing, one thing is clear: if this is the golden generation of US soccer, we're screwed. The fellas complain about everything from the USMNT's flame out and discuss where to go from here. Plus:

00:00:00 Introduction

00:15:22 A Lou Holtz Pep Talk

00:23:49 Catching Up with Joe Hall

00:49:47 USMNT Is a Complete Disappointment

00:53:51 Alex Morgan Left Off USWNT Olympic Roster

01:04:56 Angel Reese's Double-Double Record

01:14:11 The Kyle Filipowski Girlfriend Groomer Thing

01:20:37 Lake County Captains Add Toilet Seats to Their Ballpark

01:27:05 Team USA Loses to Japan and Austria In...Football?!

01:35:52 OU's AD Trolls Lincoln Riley On First Day of SEC Move

01:40:02 Horns Down In the SEC

01:47:28 Nick Bienz Fails to Make the Cut

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