Lou Holtz and the Thong Song

Lou Holtz released a Top 16 for the college football season (for some reason) and Sisqo had never seen a thong until right before he recorded Thong Song. This week was packed full of useless trivia, borderline offensive accents, and stupid jokes.

The fellas discuss the Ravens preseason win streak coming to an end, and Scott feels like the Commanders are nothing to be worried about, claiming they’ll be lucky to win 5 games. The guys talk about the rumored Super Bowl Halftime Show, an all boy band Halftime Show featuring NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, Boyz II Men, Bel Biv DeVoe, Color Me Badd, and a K-Pop group. Mike then breaks down the backstory of Sisqo’s Thong Song and blows everyone’s minds. 

The conversation shifts to Lou Holtz and his college football Top 16. Beyond being terrible, it’s just a weird list coming from a guy nobody asked for it. So Mike decided to give his own Top 16 list: the Top 16 teams he wants to hear Lou Holtz pronounce. Hilarity ensues.

The guys shift to baseball, as the fellas discuss how baseball needs to incorporate the custom bats from the Little League Classic into everyday play. 

The crew discusses the Cuban coach who defected in the middle of the Little League World Series, and then rail on Pete Alonso for throwing away Masin Wynn’s first hit ball, and end the show with Scott going full OWG on Gunnar Henderson’s decision to leg out a double instead of staying at first base and getting the cycle.

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